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Shopping“Shopping” Script by Nick VogtShopping
Fade In: INT. HABIB AND FRANKENSTEIN’S DINING ROOM—NIGHT The table is set up for dinner for two. It looks very nicely put together, and there’s even a candle and some flowers. Each plate has a sausage and some rice and veggies on it arranged nice and appetizing-like. FRANKENSTEIN is sitting in front of his plate, staring at his watch and looking very much like he’s waiting for something. HABIB comes walking in the door.
HABIB Hey, woman I’m home. Where’s my dinner?
FRANKENSTEIN It’s on the fucking table, Habib. I’ve had it made for like two hou
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Teddy Episode 4Super Teddy Episode Four: “Wilma of The Woods Part One”Teddy Episode 4
RON STAINLESS, a suave fellow in a black suit with black eyes and hair stands against a white background smoking a cigarette. After a dramatic pause…
STAINLESS Imagine if you will a world much like your own, but also much different. A world where the creatures you all know as animals live in the human world. They walk, talk, eat, sleep and do everything just like people do. They even look more like people. You’ve already been seeing this said world. It’s the world where our friend: Theodore Maxwell and his friends and enemies live. However strange th
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Back By Popular DemandGirls Against Boys Episode Three: “Back By Popular Demand”Back By Popular Demand
EXT. THE ROAD LEADING OUT OF MOUNTAIN VILLAGE—DAWN FOSTER and ZEPHYR are lying in the middle of the road unconscious and very much beat up. The road was obviously a battle site not too long ago as there are kunai and shuriken stuck in the ground everywhere and some of the ground is actually on fire or smoldering. Two MOUNTAIN ANBU: ESTRAGON and VALERIE hop down from the trees next to FOSTER and ZEPHYR. The two ANBU look very much alike except that ESTRAGON is a guy and VALERIE is a girl (they’re brother and sister, by the way) although you can’t tell their gen
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A Happy Little FamilySuper Teddy Episode 3:A Happy Little Family
“A HAPPY LITTLE FAMILY”
INT. THE DREAD SCORPION HQ—NIGHT EDDIE and SAM are unconscious and tied up in chairs in a dark room with a spot light on them. DADDY DREAD followed by JIM, RODNEY and JANIS (RODNEY’S arm is now in a sling) walk up to the two rabbits. JIM and JANIS are carrying super-soakers. DADDY gives them each a nod and they walk ahead of him and blast water onto the faces of the two rabbits. This wakes them up.
SAM Fuck that’s cold!
EDDIE Thank you for that polite awakening, friends.
JIM You thought that was polite? Wow,
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Papyrus is in tha HouseP-p-p-p-Papyrus, follow this with ya iris, can't stop the drops drippin'Papyrus is in tha House
strippin skin from my wide wrists. Oh, hold up, emo made me a lunatic, I guess I gotta drop blood fo' a bottle o' bisquick.
West Bank, crunch a munchin down the green line, see fine holla-babies I gots ta grind. West-side, best side, the best ride in town, four rubber slippers in a blue evening gown. Treadin' tires, fires and furnaces in my head, six cyllinders willin' to drive honeys to bed. Papyrus hits this, paint the town red
blooming roses, son of moses, partin' the seabed.
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Chapter DilampanSHAZAM MORGAN AWAKEN THE POWER! LET’S GET WILD, ON THE WAY!Chapter Dilampan
The scene opens with the random drumming song and that guy saying ‘Hua’. The camera starts to zoom in on the kage building of leaf village. As it zooms into its half-way point it stops suddenly as a giant oval shaped head of giant zombie thing bursts out in front.
Nemesis 1: FiGhtInG DREmerSsssSS…
Switch to the inside of Kage building, where the Fighting Dreamers are all standing in a little circle.
Luke: Damn I didn’t think we were causing that much destruction.
Morgan: Well the way I look at it, we just decreased the
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Chapter Dilampan Part 2SHAZAM MORGAN AWAKEN THE POWER! LET’S GET WILD, ON THE WAY! Part 2Chapter Dilampan Part 2
Switch to Morgan, Amanda and Ali hopping from tree to tree in the woods. The words “TWO DAYS LATER” appears on the bottom of the screen.
Ali: Damn Morgan you haven’t spoken since we left the village. What’s up?
Morgan: …
Amanda looks over to Morgan concerned.
Morgan: Forget it. We’ll be coming to Hidden Tapioca Pudding Village soon, we’ll check there for who led the attack.
Ali: What kind of crappy village is that?
Amanda: Who cares it sounds yummy.
They continue to hop thro
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Haha! Got you with a DA snow ball!
It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2005-2006 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!
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Member of ~theused-fans
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'When you're driving with the brakes on...'
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I dig Dinos.
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Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...
Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom....oh oh!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started kissing right away!
Ya you know its fittin' that your ID's a dog
cuz while Im out here spittin' ya head's all in a fog
Atras! Eres un chinga pero no vale madres, bitch!
You should know when to back a step off unlike the wicked west witch!
So shove it, you're a humorless fuck!
thats why you ain't too cool like my man young buck.
You think I don't do street? well that ain't jive.
Tell that to my N-Y-C friends they called Nam Live.
So sick of you condescending young man
gonna burly kick yo' ass all the way to Xi'An.
So if that argument ain't put you in the trash can.
Me and my friends your ass will ban.
Now how you like that.
Ya got served by the fat.
You should have seen the joke,
or are you takin' a toke?
you don't know comic
more than terrorists islamic.
All right I admit thats a tad bit racist
but you know that its got a right on basis.
And you know that Im still one up on yous
You almost as bad as hitler killin' the jews.
Ok so that ain't quite fair I know.
So you'll never be that low.
BUT YOU"RE STILL A LOWLY PIECE OF SHIT AND STOP INSULTING MY FRIENDS YOU PUNK-ASS BITCH!!
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